Back in 2006 or so I had a Receptionist at Mortgage Pros USA who had serious sunburn and was in a lot of pain. I went across the street to Blossom Florists to get an Aloe plant which I knew was the best cure. When I went inside there was a big bowl of huge, beautiful tomatoes. I thought this was odd and I asked why the fresh produce. I was told that they were recently purchased by a local farm. I said “unfortunately, I am just here to buy an aloe plant for my sunburned employee”. There was another customer (also admiring the tomatos) there who said, “unfortunately, I am just here to buy some roses for my grandkids to feed to a dinosaur”! I asked, are you going to see Barney or something? She said “ no, I am taking them to see The Wiggles”. I replied, I can be a pretty silly guy but I do not dig the Wiggles! She said,” oh, I love them!”
I replied, so I should get you a bumper sticker that says “I dig the wig!” She said, NO! I said why not?
She said “my Son is Robert Leonard.”
(Robert Leonard is a well known hair replacement doctor in RI!)